1. This would be an irrelevant question, if I didn't often wonder whether
Lindsay Lohan could fit inside my pocket.
2. Not unless "skinny" is parlance for "just as cute as a line
of expensive cocaine glittering in the light of a posh urinal."
3. Only for cannibals and or like Rupert Murdoch.
4. You're just jealous, Tubby. You're so tubby, after sex you smoke a ham.
When you haul ass you have to make several heaving, laborious trips. Tubby,
5. No. She doesn't show enough skin, in fact. Every time i see her she is
6. The Real question is: Does George Bush, Jr., or any of his kin, drink too much blood with their rose wine.