Sunday, July 24, 2011
i knew a man in college
Who claimed he was saving himself. We need not elaborate but we shall anyway. He said that he would remain a virgin, a man of his own religious cloth, and would not enter the flesh of a woman, except with his tongue and fingers. He reserved exceptions, noble and thoughtful ones. But somehow the literal act of coitus rankled him, if undertaken without necessarily experiencing what he variously described as the "true spirit of Love" or "honorable passion." Obviously these phrases can be expected to baffle the average college student.