Bessie and Gertie's Messy, Dirty Blog

A Lurid Spotlight on Uncharitable Acts, and Some Lovely Poems.

Friday, December 15, 2023

Necessary web-log entry No. 17,000: When Birdies Talk and have no manners or originality

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  I approached the 4am night cashier, one of these giant Appalachian bigboys with a head like about two prize-winning melons. It was clear f...

Sports and Crowd-Goading and -Control

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  Jordan, first championship, crying with his Father Jordan, first championship after they murdered his father and pinned it on two young pa...
Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Where O where is the Pfizer Needle for the Tattoo Pandemic?

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  Just dropping by for one quik lil sec to say that human beings have given tattoos a bad name. So many dreadful lookitme vanity etchings po...
Saturday, September 23, 2023

REMARKS ON THE DYSTOPIAN ROAD RAGE AND CAVALIER-ZOMBIE DRIVING-TECHNIQUES OF OUR COLLAPSING CIVILIZATION:

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I try to average 78-85 mph these days while driving, just to keep away from the danger. The growing danger of the sick-brained, doltish mena...
Saturday, September 16, 2023

Excerpt from my definitely copy-righted and publishable Online Dating Manual and Existential Pep-talk for Younger Men

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  "Looking for long-term, SQUAWK, open to short, SQUAWK." "Feed me tacos, and tell me im pretty SQUAWK" ...everyone seem...
Thursday, September 14, 2023

Top 5 Reasons to Chicken Little While ye Can

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Enlarge and take a gander When Non-11 dropped , a lot of reasonable people thought the next logical step or consequence was WW3, and a nucl...
Saturday, September 9, 2023

Review of Madonna

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  Review of Madonna It's not as if I'm here enjoying the idea that you now can't be quite rid of Madonna's "borderline...
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