Top 10 bits of advice on How to go about surviving these Perilous Conditions

1. Consult your local epidemiologist, sheriff, and concerned elected official. Trust every single utterance, mandate, and suggestion they offer.

2. AT ALL COSTS STAY AWAY---AND EVEN WILLFULLY SEPARATE YOURSELF FROM---OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. THERE IS NO SPIRITUAL, SOCIAL, OR SOCIETAL COST THAT IS NOT WORTH PAYING TO INSURE YOUR GOOD BILL OF HEALTH. BECAUSE YOU SEE IT IS NOT MERELY YOUR OBJECTIVE HEALTH THAT IS NOW A MATTER OF GRAVEST CONCERN, IT IS YOUR STATE-ISSUED BILL OF HEALTH, TOO.

3. Note that one of the easiest and most efficient means of Separating yourself from other human beings is to take a strict and constant accounting of the color of their skin. After gender and age, Race is the single most effective means of noticing and of course cataloguing any sort of division among human beings and keeping safe distances between them. Being conscious at all times of racial differences is thus one of the most useful methods available to us for maintaining a healthy and life-affirming separation from one another, regardless of race. Obviously Black and White are the most memorable and reliable racial determinants.

4. Everything that has been said under bullet-point Number 3 is clearly also applicable in the areas of sexual identity and actual biological gender, and also in terms of political sympathy/encampment, and yes, also those schisms liberally available to us by differences in Age and Generation. The medium/form is the message, and the method is the madness.

5. Remember that all younger people are useless nebbishes and callow narcissists. And all older people are outmoded and hidebound reactionaries, and anything they say or believe can be disregarded as hopelessly backwards, sleepy, and inapplicable to the complex and morally more subtle, advanced conditions of our woke modern politics. 

6. Wash your hands every 2-5 minutes. Purchase a new mask every day, and at least one ventilator from General Motors. Indeed, thank God and the Heavens as frequently as possible for General Motors and for the chemical corporations who have generously ramped up production of all this salubrious plexiglass plating we now see everywhere. Thank goodness and once again thanks also to the expedient foresight of all major corporations. And always remember to remove stray, completely accidental tendrils of Morgellon's from the masks.

7. Immediately go to any bank or lending institution and take out whatever loans are being offered, at whatever rates of interest.

8. Take the vaccine: take all of the vaccines. Vaccines are fashionable as well as totally undisputed, good science. Considerations of corporate liability, brand-new DNA-interactive proprietary techniques of delivery, and uncommon, rushed speed of vaccine development with no testing, are all moot considerations.

9. At all times beware the extremely dodgy architectural standards of real tall skyscrapers. There is simply no telling when a bird or aero-plane may strike. It is deadly curtains for you if you happen to be inside the massive towers in these cases.

10. Never, ever have sexual congress with anyone who is outside the bounds of your government-sanctioned and -decreed nuclear family. Only these organisms have been vetted and jabbed by The State, and if you know what is good for you then you will rely only on this form of sacrosanct congressional practice. If these strictures prove difficult for you, be advised that Government bordellos will soon be made available.

11. Strictly speaking, all lives do not matter. You would do very, very well to remember this.

12. Neither arithmetic nor logic are any longer valid considerations. Everything is not as it seems, Nothing is the same, all is in flux. Suicide is a rational and even emotionally mature goal to keep in mind, at least as an option. You are here for a good time, and not a long time.

13. As Netflix and all of modern-corporate forms of entertainment/entrainment teach us incessantly, all our systems of collective morality and Institutional Justice are clearly broken and can't ever be depended upon. You are a well-kept jungle animal and all that should concern you are the dictates of recreation and procreation. Focus on your body and the release of its endorphines. Focus on curating a small and reliable group of like-minded jungle animals as your friends or allies.

14. Number 14 is a necessary reminder to wear a mask. Masks are nowadays essential to the proper running of any embattled, healthy, and mentally well-adjusted society worth belonging to or preserving. This subject of masks is not at all open for discussion or debate. If you refuse to wear the mask then you risk being deprived of all social or economic credits. Just think of how miserable and ashamed you'll feel without any credits, and also having personally murdered many of the elderly, directly in the titillated style of award-winning governors.

15. It is advisable to purchase the highest quality sex-mannequin available in your economic zone, Just In Case.