Bessie and Gertie's Messy, Dirty Blog
A Lurid Spotlight on Uncharitable Acts, and Some Lovely Poems.
Friday, December 15, 2023
Necessary web-log entry No. 17,000: When Birdies Talk and have no manners or originality
Sports and Crowd-Goading and -Control
Jordan, first championship, crying with his Father |
Jordan, first championship after they murdered his father and pinned it on two young patsies of color |
Tuesday, September 26, 2023
Where O where is the Pfizer Needle for the Tattoo Pandemic?
Just dropping by for one quik lil sec to say that human beings have given tattoos a bad name. So many dreadful lookitme vanity etchings poisoning the skin of ppl i already regard as quite infected and poisonous, in so many cases. Modern fucking americans, having studied them and their bleak, waning world too much as i have, tend to make me fucking queasy, even without their banal, flesh-graffiti posturing. Additionally, a common style of tattoos these days is an ugly sort of scatter-shot, scatter-brained anything-goes collage of disconnected images, even especially among womenfolk, if my impressions are correct. A little flaming skull here, a little faery or devil there, a little bit o' sleeve over there, then a dolphin or whatever, maybe next to some unreadable memento mori or statistically daffy text or script. The men tend to favor other dumb styles of fertile and frightening signals, and ones that might involve more time and pain when injected, overall.
Everywhere you look, a random and schizoid miniature image, confusingly close to another. Or an arm sleeve of some length. And about 64% of police under 41 years old seem to have them, studies have shown. As i like to say: Modesty, we can see, is practically dead and mutilated and hung before the gates, in the fiercely gauche and bothersome IG and dating app generation/era, as i like to say.
Yes we have given tattoos a bad name, just as western adults have given infants a bad name, by acting so commonly like infants, and not reasonable, tolerable adults. The reasons so many ppl are intolerably vain, shallow, and somatic narcissists, or unhealthy and too corpulent, and bound thus perhaps more to the material world---in the developed west---are almost entirely bc of,
One: the simultaneous collapse or weakening of spirituality, true self-awareness, and inner depth, along with the crushing despair of our competitive, futile comparison culture of modern internet existence, and,
Two: These noxious bloody super-computers fused to human hands or kept against their persons at all times, in pockets or purses.
Three: As far as i can tell, a lot of weird social engineering, and subsidized, relatively cheap and quite unhealthy foods, diets, and general, capitalist aesthetic, cultural traditions. Naturally the poorer one is, the unhealthier. We've gone just a bit astray, though, so now the discussion turns back to tattoos. No longer are tramp-stamps confined to one gender, we find.
They (the infantilized infant-people) simply never had a chance at resisting the sleepless, 24-hour fascination of seeing, capturing, and then reproducing on unlimited screens their own gluttonous and self-adoring image. Because we're like babies. One of the most important stages of psychological development in a human baby is that point when it's finally capable of perceiving its own self, image, and separateness, one's Me-ness. It seems to me that this is the actual stage we're at, culturally, since the maturity of smart phones, heavily subsidized and pervasive bandwidth, and the demon-spawn networks called "social media." Which in most cases aren't so "social, " but anti-social and a shrine to daily, quite sometimes rather vapid and mercenary self-expression, self-adoration, self-consumption and -marketing. Like any other method or technology, these forms can be used for good, but sadly they're in our hands, in our current hideous state of being and world arson, i mean affairs. We desperately need fewer tattoos and less time spent on social media if it's to be used in these ways, and far more introspection and concern for the existence and welfare of others. Also a knowledge of the Tragic Event of Building 7, and of sometimes fraudulent mass shootin' epidemics, and the true nastiness of the Yoo-kraine war, why it's happening in this proxy way, and where it seems tragically headed and who it affects the most, and yes also of imminent global war and ghastly factitious world plagues that seem to end when the war began, and economic collapse, these would be meet and helpful as well to know something about, when we're not getting tattoos and venereal diseases, and The Big C at recently over 60% greater rates, among these poor disenchanted, distracted and locked-down young people, at least.
At least as a Civilization we are smart, and wise, and far-seeing enough to be providing these expensive Narcan drugs to high-schools and city services now, to resurrect the hapless and the junkies, bc of the massive pharmaceutical- and lesser mafia-generated opioid pandemic.
Also, chances are, i do not hate upon or judge You, dear friend, for your own tattoos. It should be clear i have a specific and reasoned contempt only for the modern mass craze for them, and the sensualist, to me distasteful late manner of their appearance, as like prolific mini-advertisements on the flesh, of the preoccupations of our neurotic, slick, childish contemporary minds. It's too often like or nothing more than adolescent-brained desperation and vainglory. Personally i would have to be paid a great deal of hard metal currency to get a tattoo, and it wouldn't be a sleeve or a massive raptor or bat of some kind clawing up my sternum and high-lighting my youthful neck and brand-enhancing boobies, and scaring people.
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Saturday, September 23, 2023
REMARKS ON THE DYSTOPIAN ROAD RAGE AND CAVALIER-ZOMBIE DRIVING-TECHNIQUES OF OUR COLLAPSING CIVILIZATION:
Another time, someone afflicted with probably a similar existential rage and stupidity as the apoplectic puppy, almost flipped their car behind me but somehow came to a safe stop on the side of the road. They had been mercilessly tail-gating me coming down a winding and perilous mountain road, so i gave them the universally recognizable, polite and necessary Noticeable raised hands-shrug of contempt and bafflement into the rear-view mirror, which almost always works to get them off one's tail, and without generating any great hassle or fatalities, but this time with that motherfucker something seems to have been wrong with their Generation Z brain. I literally looked as if in slow motion into the rear-view some distance on, and their insanity was causing them to wobble back and forth, side to side on their axles as they completely lost control after a jerky attempt to correct themselves, and it was in theory my fault because i had shrugged at this mad person, and their reptile, Triune Brain response was to tail-gate me even more aggressively. That's how i perceived the event or interaction, at least, and i'm not unperceptive, especially while driving.
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Saturday, September 16, 2023
Excerpt from my definitely copy-righted and publishable Online Dating Manual and Existential Pep-talk for Younger Men
"Looking for long-term, SQUAWK, open to short, SQUAWK."
"Feed me tacos, and tell me im pretty SQUAWK"
...everyone seems...branded.
Jude Law's daughter, looking dissociated, which is now de rigueur among the prettier, sultrier members of the demimonde, even when not descended from famous actors |
Idea: Sing
songs, like "Night and Day," but rewrite the lyrics and maybe improvise
but def also scat. Example: "It's why i scaaaat, bc so much of it/ is silly shit/and bull and batshit/and cringey female shiiiit."
crowded square to conduct a bon vivant photo shoot
33. Main pic is of the female standing in front of one of those low-budget celebrity nitelife scenarios: a neon script-lettering sign saying something completely ridiculous, like "Luxe Life," or "Tequila Yes, You Maybe." Very often the neon sign is fixed to a wall of foliage of some kind. All of this demonstrates the glamorous nitelife of this prospective hassle of a woman.
42. Fucking dreadful, treacly inspirational quotes, usually some robotic solipsistic claptrap about "finding what pleases you and pursuing it like nothing else matters."
Elevensy-five. Having a typically vainglorious and trifling IG account
177. TATTOOS
Thursday, September 14, 2023
Top 5 Reasons to Chicken Little While ye Can
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When Non-11 dropped, a lot of reasonable people thought the next logical step or consequence was WW3, and a nuclear strike of some kind. And then within a few months it was increasingly apparent that the entire thing was a stateS(plural)-sponsored fraud and an evil yanking of the world's chain. That its purpose was to initiate a Global surveillance state of conventional but growing fascist proportions, and obviously to provide cassus belli for acquisitive warfare in near-asia and mesopotamia, etc. "America," as it were, had to have some reason to swoop in on the fossil fuel depots, vast and then-fallow opium fields, possibly the Star-Gate archaeological digs, and definitely the Mystical Baghdad Museum Archives and Collections.
Well it hasn't been that sick and crazy again (except for the people of Iraq and Afghanistan) until now. I get completely tired and irritated to even consider writing any more about the various proofs and ...indirect indications that the global situation Right Now is as or more insanely dangerous than it's been since (the original imagined nuclear perils of Non-11, as well as) the Cuban Missile Crisis and another more secret instance or two involving mixed international signals with submarines, etc. Because to me---with my particular 25-or-so-year fetish and obsession with "the news" and geopolitics and domestic politics and a kind of mystical-esoteric analysis of all these put together---nothing could be more plain and apparent than that we're headed towards global conflict and drastic economic collapse. Most agree that we're already rather well on the way, in its midst.
We here at the Fring Committe for a Better Estimation of Things suspect that the only thing that could prevent this already-churning WW3 scenario, is that The Hidden Hand (of whichever kind) displays its true, universal power, and Somehow "unites" these belligerent factions before the shit kicks off in devastating fashion. Regardless of whether it becomes nucular, it will be devastating. What irritates me about cataloguing proofs in writing is that major news organs omit most or all of these. American and western news media are at this inflection point by and large nothing more than evil nursemaids feeding all of us babies with incremental doses of arsenic, soma, and viagra, slipped into our similac, while playing "Doja Cat" and Drill Rap on a 24-hour loop for us. And i wouldn't trust that strumpet-dollie Christina Ricci any more than Asia Argento, if i were you, even if she piled on to Ashton Kutcher and his child bride for writing nasty letters for the scientology rapist. Ricci is not just in the demonic Doja Cat video, she seems several degrees too close even to other seamy factions in the Los Angeles area, but who cares and what do i know about all that: i thought Pizza Gate was some kind of provocative, more or less real, psychological and honeytrap operation. What a dummie
Interesting that North Africa just got smashed to death by floods and earthquakes. Also interesting about quite specifically-regionally flammable Hawaii, which is a refuge or redoubt for "global elites," and where poor dark folks can be easily done away with in the middle of the Pacific beyond much sympathy or scrutiny. Stolen Hawaii, the scene of the "first Nein-11," of 1941. If you read my recent posts about the port city mass-explosions in China and Lebanon, maybe you'll see the patterns i do. The gloves are tore off, on the most dire and destructive level of geopolitics. I could write and write and give examples of how precarious the world situation is, with all the more local New World instances thrown in, that are each nothing to sniff at. Joseph Biden is the central metaphor, as far as im concerned, and Mitch the Glitch and the other pack of congressional dotards thrown in, too. The deranged military states of the world are being operated "from the shadows," for want of a better or more precise term, which i won't be looking for right now. And there are ruthless and desperate factions operating against each other Within those dark places.
Some probably moist, paunchy and pomaded portion of you, like me, realize that very little is as it seems in the modern world, and you're schooled in an esoteric interpretation of reality, but i don't know how many of you are studied up on more nuts and bolts geopolitics and the daily increase in the heat and madness. Having no family but a functioning morality and love for humanity, and working night shift with excellent broadband as i do, I happen to be sort of skilled at keeping my eyes on the world, and parsing the global tea leaves, just as i've always suggested here, at the risk of seeming grandiose and self-important, or ahead of the curve. But i dont gaf about any of that; and the ego, and your view of me, are not important to me. Things could kick off quite badly at any moment and i want everybody to be aware of this, and to mind their manners and be nice to each other when the race-gangs and the freed prisoners and wealthy clans begin to act, form and prowl.
Interesting that the world is burning up from arson, even prior to the synthetic global plague that the sadistic, sexually perverted, grandparent-and-comorbid-person-murdering swinefuckers released on us for three years. Or at least that's what it seemed like happened, but i read a lot of news and watch a lot of movies.
What im saying is that everyone who has the means and wherewithal, etc., needs to be planning like speedy squirrels against a harsh winter for human civilization. Be prepared for the worst. This shit is unsustainable and something will give. Three years ago, like a basically savvy minority of westerner, i knew what covid meant before it reached America. Three years ago i calmly informed my oblivious and still-yet unreachable normie friend and his wife, over Mexican food, among total idiots in masks, that we would almost certainly in our nearer lifetimes be seeing WW3 with Russia but more crucially with China, and that my other sense was that Major natural disasters would figure into the horror-show looming over the US and the world. My basic belief is that weather catastrophes, etc., are quite probably part of the toolkit of the secret, evil empires, and that's what i still proceed from in trying to make sense of mass events. Human-caused climate change is just another, grander form of bin Laden, Mohamed Atta, Anders Breivik, and that more overt fiction known as Stephen Paddock, et al., to be plucked from their toolkit whenever they please. A massive flood that kills 20,000 people or so is just another mechanism like a BLM or Katrina, or an experimental serum or an envelope with gubmint anthrax. One could say, fearfully and in hope of not being canceled, etc.
Anyway let us cleave to the facts, like the NYT: rent prices since the 80's have skyrocketed past any semblance of humanity or decency, and food and staple prices are following suit now, and the kids are all neurotic and medicated, and the fentanyl pours over every city while getting high af on an abundance of very strong weed is normalized, and something is knocking trains off the rails and attacking power stations. Drones are everywhere and breeding fast, a subcontracted force of evil just like depleted uranium armor and munitions and, very likely, also like population-shaving and -monetizing bowel cancers and lymphomas, judging from the tragic, undeniable data, and some of my young friends' deaths or suffering.
Therefore you should all seriously consider having a bugout plan, or being very safe if you're in the cities, and certainly having as much non-perishable food stores as you can afford, if only to hedge against the cruel inflation. It makes me sort of uncomfortable to advise anyone to watch this or that YT prepper, but nonetheless one source i've followed for many years now, that provides an intelligent and comprehensive collation of news items, expert interviews and key if depressing data points, (on an almost daily basis) is Canadian Prepper on YT. You might want to google it. Surely there are better sources or just as valid, but if i watch someone for several years and don't smell a totally self-interested rat, then i'm confident that they're at least worth making part of your diet of doom.
Also, separate from the more materialist, geopolitics-oriented doomsayers and prepper communities, you may have noticed that religious groups, movements, and discontented content creators have the same kind of copiously explicated and researched sense of impending trouble. I won't even bother getting into that, but i regard those philosophies as just about equally relevant, and at times convincing. Remember to always be as kind and compassionate as possible: apart from protecting your and your family's hides, that may be one of the only things we can do. You may agree it's ultimately a spiritual war, and we are already in it, just as we are already in a more slow-burning, introductory WW3. "In my opinion."
May it please the court to announce finally, that naturally i hope i'm wrong and Nothing is set in stone. And that it doesn't bother me at all to be a wild-eyed Chicken Little. Because that's better than being a zombie with eyes wide shut, what what
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Edward Robert Hughes, "Whispers on the Wind," 1911 |
Saturday, September 9, 2023
Review of Madonna
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